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Friday, March 13, 2009

Funny Exchanges

Outside, as I'm about to walk into the local grill spot to get breakfast
Homeless Dude: Hey man what’s up? It’s me Davey! (In baritone voice) Attention all customers, please do not forget to tip your maitr’d on the way out. (singing) Bum, bum bum bum bum chicka-chicka—
--and, scene!

After walking in Starbucks for a white chocolate mocha latte (which I just tried for the first time two days ago and is really good)
Cashier: Welcome sir, may I take your order?
Customer: You know what I want, what I rewally really want.
Me- Looking in shock
Customner: I’m just kidding.
Me: I hope so, I really hope you are joking
Customer: (brief diatribe about how his friends daughter liked the Spice Girls)
Me: Yeah, blame it on the friend’s daughter. See, I’m a fan of Scary Spice, but not for her singing.
Customer: I’m a fan of all the Spice Girls, but not for their singing
Devin (Guy who makes the hot beverage concoctions): You’re a fan of the Spice Girls
Extra convo
Customer: So yeah, did you call your mother for me
Devin: Yeah.
Customer: What did she say?
Devin: She said that she got the results back from her test and they weren’t good, so you might want to go get checked too.
Me: (LOL) Aww, that was good. My side is hurting on that one.
--and, scene!

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