AS given to me a while ago, a You May Be Ghetto if by Rebecca Bishop- Hall:
You May Be Ghetto If:
You can't use the ATM machine because of the length of your acrylic nails.

Now, I don't have any real world understanding of that, but, yeah, that's pretty ghetto :o)
Got your own? Feel free to hit the rather underused, undersigned, ignored Message/Bored? if you feel like sharing.
PS- How 'bout them Redskins?! Yeah, baby! Spanked Dallas' ass...and not in that good Las Vegas way... Now, if we go ahead and lay the smack down on NY, which I think we can do, we're in a good postion to make the playoffs, and we don't go to the playoffs just to go home baby.