I won’t go into depth about last night’s award show, as I wasn’t that interested (as evidenced by the fact I was watching “Inside the Actor’s Studio”). I will say that R. Kelly made a complete ass of himself in that travestshammockery (travesty, sham and mockery) of a lip syncing job he did last night. Why would he ever think that was cool? Why was he so bloody serious acting out everybody’s part?! Why the hell did he forget to lip sync half of the damn song?!?! *sigh*
Oh, and Shakira…is a STAR in my eyes after last night man. Geez! Her body is fricking disgusting! She shouldn’t even wear clothes…we should find the garden of eden and just let her roam free, dog, because…no what? I don’t even want to talk about it no mo’.
Easy!