Is it just me, or is it fun as hell to act like a buffoon on an empty elevator? I just randomly broke out into the cabbage patch on the elevator. I find it extra fun to maintain said asinine actions until the elevator doors are almost open and people can see me…then I hold the poker face until I get off or the elevator is empty again.
Hey, has anyone ever…y’know, cut one, say while walking an empty hall, and then somebody comes out of nowhere? The next couple of seconds you sit there wondering if it’s going to stink or not? Hey, everybody has fuckin’ done that shit in some point of their life, man, so don’t even try to act cute like you haven’t. See, keep it real, mu’fu…keep it real.
Anyway, I was thinking of creating a quiz of sorts to test 80’s pop culture knowledge, ‘cause I don’t think you know the 80’s like me slim…No looking up things on the net either, I’m trying to see how up on things you cats are, so, here’s the first part of the quiz.

1. What was Punky Brewster’s best friend’s name on the TV show?
2. In Transformers: The Movie, what was the name of Spike’s son?
3. What year did the Space Shuttle Challenger blow up?
4. In chronological order, name the two individuals who held the position as leader of the Thundercats before Lion-O assumed the helm?
5. What was He-Man’s relationship with She-Ra?
6. Name the four main character’s in the movie Beat Street.
7. Fill in the blank: Marshall Bravestar had strength of a _____________ and eyes of a ______________.
8. In the classic movie, The Dark Crystal, this group of individuals were the polar opposite of the Mystics, and destroyed all gelfling’s (or so they thought) in an attempt to assure their tyrannical reign.
9. What does the “B.A.” stand for in B. A. Barrachus from the show, The A-Team?
10. Who was Heathcliff’s nemesis on the cartoon, Heathcliff?
11. Galaxy Records is to Universal Records, as Krush Groove is to __________?
12. Who did Russell owe $5,000 to in Krush Groove?
13. Give me the name of the show with the father who created android girl named Vicki and made her a part of the family.
14. What was Webster’s adopted father’s name?
15. Name Boss Hog’s two lackeys on the show ‘The Dukes of Hazard’.
16. What year did Michael Jackson first perform the backslide a.k.a. the moonwalk?
17. Where did he perform it?
18. Name five male character’s that were actually featured in the He-Man cartoon that don’t have the word “man” in their name (Battle Cat and Cringer don’t count).
19. What was the name of the Saturday Morning P.S.A.’s on NBC featuring popular celebrities of that time period called?
20. Name the first three female operatives that worked for G.I. Joe.
21. Name the three main character’s in the movie Breakin’.
22. What 80’s cartoon did the Power Rangers utterly jack their concept from?
23. What was the name of the luck dragon in the movie, The Never Ending Story?
24. Name Spider-Man’s two amazing friends on his cartoon.
25. What was the door man’s name on The Jefferson’s?

If you think you know the answer(s), then email me @ here. Feel free to copy and paste the questions into your email, and then place the answers in the appropriate spaces. The person with the most correct answers may win something special! Remember, no cheating!!! Contest ends 12pm EST May 4, 2005!