Random Geek Ranting...
So, when I was heading back from NY to DC, I decided to cop a couple of comic books for the train ride back (For those hat care: Uncanny X-men, Daredevil, Iron Man & Superman (only because Jim Lee had some art in there)). The annoying middle eastern cat was thiiiiis close to catching my wrath. Don't constantly say "my friend" and act an utter ass towards me. "My friends" don't frickin' slam my comic books on the counter with an attitude, especially when I'm paying $11+ for only four comics. Dude, you have to be ginger with the comic books, man...you don't slam the on the counter any old way; a true collector would have snapped on his ass, which I am, but, I am a subdued collector. I have bigger fish to fry. Can't see missing my train...The last train of the night by the way...because this guys an asshole. Well, I could, but only in psycho day dreams and the sort.
Oh...! Then this joker got mad when I gave him a 20 and two singles for the $11.20 I owed.
"It's only $11, you give me a twenty?"
"Yeah, sooo...give me back ten and change (fuckin' genius)"
Never mind "my friend" doesn't even give me a damn bag to put said books in..."what congeniality you hav Mr. Fox". "The better to endear you with, my sweet". Ahhh, I only got to read one book before the sandman (not from DC or Marvel comics fame) came and put me out like a light bulb. Which leads me to my entire point for this journal entry, they frickin' killed Magneto?!?!?!?! What THE hell?! Wow. ...and Jean Grey, but, she has a way of coming back from the dead a la Phoenix, Dark Phoenix...even being cloned (Madelyne Pryor a.k.a. The Goblin Queen). Waitaminute, Juggernaut is a good guy now?! I must get back issues, clearly this is some alternate infinity gem realm crafted by Adam Warlock. The fu...?
Gotta go...
"You know, in the old days, whatever your last name was is what you did."
"So Mr. Baker was a baker?"
"Yes Billy"
"And Mr. Poerter was a porter"
"That's right"
"Well, what did John Hancock do?" ~ some random Leslie Nielson spoof flick from the 80's.
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