Remember When (for local folks only): You’d see television promos all the time for Davis Deejay’s? Daaa-aaaa- vis Deeee- eeee- Jays. Hahahaha…them folks looked so corny. I would imagine them sending some poor unsuspecting rookie out to a black family reunion, and have to pick him up from the ICU because he went and didn’t have the electric slide or any Frankie Beverly and Maze. You can get cut for that in some places…

Random Thought: De La Soul’s “AOI: Bionix” and Dead Prez’s “Let’s Get Free” CD’s are great for summertime rotation.

Just heard through the wire that my old high school teacher…the same cat that pushed me to recite my poetry in the middle of class, was fired for allegedly sexually harassing one of his male students. Wow.

You May Be Ghetto If: You’ve ever made a grilled cheese sandwich with an iron and a paper bag.