Musing & Muted Monologues...

Trying to Make Sense of It All...

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Jerry Springer is the devil!!

Help me out here, what is the line of thinking when women get on the air and take their clothes off on national tv? Exactly how ignorant do you have to be to do some dumb shit like that? Seriously. Oh, and Maury's silly ass ain't much better with his, "Maury, can you help me find my baies daddy?" series. I saw this girl bring six dudes on national tv for dna testing to see which dude was her child's father. Guess what? None of them were the father. To add insult to injury,, shorty had been on there before for the same thing, except she had three dudes the first time. Nine dudes?! You filthy wildabeast you?! How the hell you don't even have a ball park guess of who your child's father is? Obviously the child's father wasn't too much of a concern when you were getting bed sores on your butt cheeks for lyinhg on your back so much...you...you...strumpet you! SHorty wasn't any more than 17, and she's doin' it like that ya'll? Then, she sent Maury a video saying she had another list of dudes...dumb ass.
Now, obviously, someone finds this entertaining...I find it remarkably sad. Like, this is the way you want to be on tv...the girl who had sex with more than nine guys in the just the timespan you were impregnated? Unless it's Oprah, you might as well get rid of everybody, man. I mean, unless AL Capone has another vault we don't know about...ha. That Geraldo, he was entertaining. Nooooo Geralllll-do, don't do this Al Capone thing live dooog, noooo. Nooooo Geralllll-do, don't run up and get your ass beat by the nazi asshole...not on live tv...nooooo. That Geraldo cat, if he was passionate about something, he was going to do it big. Ahhhh, the 80's.

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