After talking with a co-worker a few moments ago, I came to the realization that cigarettes are legalized crack. So basically, cigarette smokers are pretty much legal crack addicts. So ya'll smokers need to watch out, you're on the brink and don't even know it. Peep the similarities:

1. Cigarettes are so potent, that someone will wake up from slumber @ 4:00 in the morning, and upon discovering that they smoked their last jack, walk to the 24 hour corner store in their house shoes and a robe just for a pack.
2. People fiend so much for cigarettes, they’ll be outside in the snow in 2° weather just to smoke during their lunch break. If you watch closely, they even do the crackhead shuffle to stave off the cold while they smoke.
3. A cigarette smoker will ask a complete stranger for a cigarette if s/he discovers that s/he’s fresh out.
4. At something like a store or a gas station, a cigarette fiend will try to buy you shit like 25¢ gum and batteries for a smoke.
5. At any locality, a crackhead will try to sell you shit like 25¢ gum and batteries for a smoke.
6. Cigarettes are wonderful for curbing an appetite.
7. If you're a crackhead, you do a lot of running n'shit to try to drum up money for crack.
8. Cigarette smoke makes you smell bad as hell and makes your breath smell like shit.
9. Crack will make you smell like shit, and if people were willing to get close enough to you, I'm sure your breath would smell bad as hell.
10.Crackheads and cigarette smokers are like pigeons, they hang in flocks and no respectable birds want to deal with them while they're congregated..

Ponder that for a moment..