My Weekend was…

Having a jacked up stomach knowing I have to make it to Bru’s crib
Saying “fuck it” and going anyway
Kickin’ it with my poetry fam
Raquel’s booty
Seeing Gio & Kom, whom I haven’t seen in forever
A loaded gun being waved at folks and me being oblivious playing Soul Caliber
Trash talking at a spades table
Jarrius and Raq getting stomped quite prophetically by myself and Bru in Spades
Flirting with women in a crass manner and getting away with it because, let’s face it, I have a crass sense of humor
Wierd propositions and hypothetical situations involving one million dollars
Trash cans being sexually assaulted (don’t ask)
Reminiscing on the best cartoons and cereals; Berry Berry Kix rocks
Lamenting over not being able to easily find Berry Berry Kix
Cracking jokes and talking until 6 am
Not going to sleep because Granma needs to go places
Rolling with Granma to Safeway
Finding Berry Berry Kix
Cashier opening as I walk up
Dropping Granma off as happy as a lark
Too tired to fix or eat breakfast
Settling for a shower and hot chocolate
Finally getting to sleep around 12:30pm
Waking up just before four realizing I'm by myself
Breakfast, the first meal in like thirty hours, at 5:00
Getting prepared to be at a big poetry reunion and realizing all your new material is at home
Seeing the “It’s Your Mug” family reunion
Seeing Gio...again
Seeing Taj and Rush, whom I haven't seen in an even longer time than Gio
Telling myself I need to up my performance after seeing the likes of Twain, Gail Danley, DJ Renegade, Patrick, DP, and Metaphor rip it
Dropping two dope pieces with no feeling because I was so damn tired
Not tripping because so was the crowd
Leaving after 11:00
Berry Berry Kix at midnight while watching SNL re-runs
Finally getting sleep
Getting up before I was ready to help a friend
Getting over offended feelings regarding aforementioned friend
Remembering why she is my friend in the first place
Going to see another friend
Going home and finally getting something to eat
Extra long shower after push ups that had been missed all weekend due to extremely jacked up schedule
Watching the Super Bowl with four lovely ladies
Cran-Apple juice and Belvedere
Being secretly bitter because I wasn’t quite paying attention when Janet flashed her breasisss
Getting a call from my sister asking if I saw Janet’s nipple
Hanging up the phone and getting another call immediately after inquiring about Janet’s nipple
More upset I didn’t see Janet’s nipple
Belvedere and Cran-apple juice eases the pain
Getting a pizza delivery from Papa Johns although they said they wouldn’t accept a $50 bill
Finding out the pizza has pepperoni on it
The delivery guy saying he’ll get another one anyway
Bringing back the right pizza and giving me two $5 bills and 25 singles like I’m going to the strip club
Remembering after three slices that pizza and alcohol never mix
The panthers losing in the final seconds
Me still mad about Janet Jackson’s right nipple and piercing
Going to sleep extremely full and slightly queasy
Me waking up wishing I didn’t have the pizza and the alcohol

My weekend was…awesome