Was listening to the Russ Parr morning show, and they had a black history trivia question that would qualify you for a new Benz and $5,000.
Russ Parr: What year did Harriet Tubman escape slavery and attain her freedom?
Clueless Listener: Ummmm, 19….
Russ Parr: WRONG!
Alfredis: C’mon, slavery was abolished in 1867.
Me: Fuckin’ idiot!

Thought for the Day: If you think that slavery in the United States indeed ended in the 20th century, you Sir or Madame are a slave.
Random Thought #875: Why are refrigerators so special that they have lights when you open them, yet freezers don’t? Surely, it’d be nice to have a little illuminated assistance when droving through the freezer-burned wasteland for that ½ gallon of Breyer’s Ice Cream Parlor Cookies N Cream (which I can’t find anywhere) ice cream at 1:38 in the morning. I am the fat old man living in the skinny young mans body waiting to break out.

I am Jack’s sweet tooth~ Clever rip off of Edward Norton in Fight Club