Welcome to another installment of the exclusive Leethepoet.com tangent series (insert dramatic dun dun dun dunnn sound here):
(In your best echoish sci- fi booming voice...) You May Be Ghetto If...
People...You May Be Ghetto If... : You named your son Lil' Dre, and/or your daughter Cafeteria (All jokes aside, I have a friend who's a social worker, she saw the actual birth certificates).
(Applause and Laughter)
Thank you thank you thank you...please join us next week for another exciting and original installment of...
You May Be Ghetto If...