A remix/ spoof of this cat named Ainsley Burroughes poem, "It's Gonna Hurt" (I think that's the title)


It's gonna hurt
Hurt like digging through your mothers dresser drawer and accidentally finding anal lubricant,
then realizing that your mother doesn't use that drawer, but your father does
It's gonna hurt
Hurt like you coming home from work to find your man diggin out your earth
and it finally clicking that the seeds you thought you co-birthed were actually by-products of his and her dirt
It's gonna hurt
Hurt to find out that most of these poets are 2% original,
3% thriller and 95% filler
It's gonna hurt like the G unit getting attacked by Starrs dressed like silver-backed gorrillas
It's gonna hurt like you fearing black folks your whole life only to turn on the news and see that your 16 year old son has become a killer
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I still have writer's block...that's all I am able to share right now...
PS- BRU, you are a funny dude, cuz!