...Oregon Trail was the shit?! "Maggie has typhoid. Sarah has dysenteria. Maggie has malaria. Maggie has died."
...The Fresh Prince of Bel Air first came on the air?
...Mr. T had a hit TV show, cartoon, and cereal? What?!
...Smurfberry Crunch was out??? Dog, word to mova, son, that shit was good, son. For real, son.
...Transformers: The Movie came out in all it's animated glory...ripe with profane rants from the likes of blur, Jazz, and even little Spike...only to get the joint on video (at long last) to find that all the profanity had been removed, leading those who hadn't seen it in the theatres to believe that you were lying and made the whole thing up? Huh, awwww shut your yap...you know you went to see it too!
...Tribes joint, "The Scenario" first dropped? Dun dun Dunn d- dun dunn dun..."Here we go yo, here we go yo, so what the what's the scenario..."
...You saw Breakin I & II, Beat Street, and Krush Groove in the theatre, and vowing to bcome the greatest rapper/breakdancer the world had ever seen?
...The Sega Genesis first came out an it featured ground breaking sound and graphics like "alta Bees", excuse me, "Altered Beast"?