(For Rebecca Bishop- Hall)
Welcome to another installment of the new Leethepoet.com exclusive tangent series (insert dramatic dun dun dun dunnn sound here):
(In your best echoish sci- fi booming voice...)You May Be Ghetto If...
People...You May Be Ghetto If... : At a restaurant, you order some scrimps (shrimp) and monsterella (mozzarella) sticks, then get mad at the waitress because she doesn't speak English.
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Thank you thank you thank you...please join us next week for another exciting and original installment of...
You May Be Ghetto If...
...On the real, I actually saw this first-hand.