Welcome to another installment of the new Leethepoet.com exclusive tangent series (insert dramatic dun dun dun dunnn sound here):
(In your best echoish sci- fi booming voice...)You May Be Ghetto If...
People...You May Be Ghetto If...: Your primary reason for going to a funeral is for the food at the repast, especially if you bring baggies or tupperware.
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You May Be Ghetto If...