Musing & Muted Monologues...

Trying to Make Sense of It All...

Monday, July 21, 2003

"My weekend"
~By: H. J. Lee Bennett, III

- I was assaulted by a wasp that wandered into my truck while I was driving. Needless to say, I stopped dead in the middle of the road fully prepared to run screaming like a little bitch. I've been stung a couple times by wasps, neither incident my fault. The first was when I was little. Some pesky little kid decided he wanted to throw rocks at this huge ass wasp nest one day at camp. Wasps don't care, they don't discriminate, a wasp doesn't create search parties to hunt down guilty parties, it just reacts on some, "Who was the ass that was throwin' shit at my nest?!" type shit. I was the unfortunate victim who was stung in the skull...that shit sounded and felt like a drill going into my head. Oh...the pain. Last summer, I was stung in the neck coming up the steps of my mom's porch when a wasp came out on some "Alright, who's the ass house runnin' up my nest?" type shit. Apparently, some wasps decided my mother's porch was as good a place as any to set up shop...or, nest, in this case.
- I was ticketed in Adams Morgan Friday night while trying to catch up with the slightly elusive poet extrordinaire, 13 of Nazareth.
- I got a haircut and saw Bad Boys II on a whim with Lynn...fuckin' loved it. Dope movie...go support/see it. They've opened the door for a franchise with this one, man. Good plot, great action, superb effects. Not to mention, Theresa Randall and Gabrielle Union, although Gabrielle is married (boooo!) :o(
- I slept like a drugged up mental patient Saturday evening, thus missing Aneesah The Wonderful's wonderful get together, and all my folks @ Urban Energy. I guess the week caught up with me, so I slept from 7:30 or so until 10 the next morning.
- Sunday, saw Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. Completely unbelievable action sequences, although, that's what they intended. Added to the charm of cheesy sleuth movies where the protaganists know every fuckin' thing. Note: Lucy Liu is indeed cross eyed, yet still sexy, although she often looks mean as hell. Demi Moore is still attractive, and Cameron Diaz looked good for the most part in the movie. However, I prefer booty on my women, which brings me back to Bad Boys II...you don't get too many looks at Theresa and Gabrielle's ass in the movie, but from previous movies like Malcolm X, Bring It On, The Brothers and Girl 6, you know they're there. Which is comfort enough for me.
Sidebar Tangent #459: Why are all the fly women on lock? Not, "I have a man" lock, but "I have a husband" lock? Gabrielle, Aisha Tyler, Angela Bassett, Halle Berre, etc. For me, I can recognize a married woman is fly, but it's nasty to me to look at 'em in that way. I need to have unfettered fantasies about Halle as I did in my youth, damnit! With all these women married, my Hollywood Hit List is looking rather slim...Hey, I'm just sayin'...

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