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(In your best echoish sci- fi booming voice...)You May Be Ghetto If...
People...You May Be Ghetto If...: You simultaneously smoke a cigarette while riding a bike.
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You May Be Ghetto If...
...........on the real, tho', I saw that today coming in to work. The funny thing is, I've actually seen that before, but to know that more than one person does that...comical, man. Comical.