Okay, I just found some type of gel- like goop in my turkey sub, dude. Totally, uncool. It looks like some of that clear shit people use to style their hair, but it';s not the same consistency. If I get sick tonight, man...I'm puttin' all their business out in the street, dog. I'm going to try to save some of the goop just in case...
Wow, that just sounds really wierd...