Okay, if one were to peruse my website, one might note that I have quite a few pet peeves, some of which haven’t even been posted. That said…
Scenario: I’m sitting in the kitchen at my job waiting for the mystery person who left a half- popped bag of popcorn in the microwave so I can nuke my sandwich that’s been sitting on my desk for an hour ½ because I refuse to pay damn near a dollar more just for those joker to hrow turkey coldcuts on the grill. Hell of a lead off sentence, I know, but I’m sure you feel me. Furthermore, it’s my journal and I don’t have to follow proper grammatical syntax if I don’t wanna. Y’see? I said wanna instead of “want to”. Anyways…
Although I’m easily irritated when I’m hungry and the fact that someone can’t stick with their food for three minutes or less while it’s warming up even if I wasn’t hungry…I guess I’m abit subdues. Instead of leaving in an impatient and hungry rage, I decide to pull up a chair and wait.
Interaction: Said minute and a half wait was worth it when this cute asian chick by the name of Kanika walks in with a big smile like, “are you waiting on me…that’s so sad”. Pretty woman can get away with so much more. I guess to look and behave foul are just utterly unacceptable (and no I’m not one of those brothas who have tuned into the seemingly rekindled popularity of Asian and Latina women…I like women…period). The jeans showed the booty off nicely (wasn’t like a sistas booty), but she was doing well with what she was given. So, we get into small talk, which I abhor, but, pretty women get away with so much more (and she didn’t have a ring on).
Guys, we’re so dumb and easy.
We do the, “So how’s work, anything exciting, what’s going on?” routine while she continues popping her bag of now almost fully popped bag of popcorn. She even offers me some when she finished.
The Uncoolness: Some random lady comes in while my sandwich is in the “mic” with a big grin on her face. I know from jump what she wants. Kanika doesn’t. This chick is gonna have the nerve to beg for three kernels of popcorn! That’s what she said, “I smelled it around the corner, can I have three kernels of popcorn?” Kanika, obviously a giver with her food, offers more than three kernals and says she can have more. Okay you interrupted our convo, which ain’t cool, but hey…you were obviously under the enchantment of three kernels of popcorn…but then she takes one of my napkins without even asking…and we have paper towels four feet away! Thing is, she walked over to where the paper towels were to get the damn popcorn.
Pet Peeve: Folks who help themselves to shit that ain’t their without askin’.
Moral: Don’t take things without frickin’ askin’!
Enough of that...
Hmmm, the weekend is completely open due to the 5th L show and thee slam this Saturday being cancelled/ postponed. What to do what to do what to do? Probably cop some DVD's, watch some movies on the silver screen, and cop a CD or two. I don't know. Sorry for the lack of journal entries this week. I've been really tired. I'll do better next week, kay?
We straight, aight then, cool.
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