Random Vent # 18:
My truck is conspiring against me. I think it wants to be ghetto and qualify itself as a full- fledged hooptie. Last night, after conquering a case of stomach bubbles, Lynn and I embarked on a second quest to hit up the K’Alyn concert @ Zanzibar for her birthday. If you don’t know who K’Alyn is, I did a recent review of his first LP on www.illpoets.com, but anyways; As I turn off of Lynn’s block, I realize that my door isn’t completely closed. So, as I round the corner I attempt to close the door, but it still won’t close. Okay, I’m around the corner now, let me try this again…But, there’s one small problem, my hand is in my lap after said attempt…with my door handle in it! That’s right, the damn door handle done broke off. And the kicker: My door still ain’t closed. I couldn’t even get mad, the sheer comedy was too much to hold back. If anyone else had done it though, oooooh! Instead of using that as an excuse to not continue, I decide to go anyway. Hey, we both wanted the new CD.
Random Vent #32:
Don’t you hate paying full price for something, and finding out right after you didn’t have to?
Random Vent #625:
Why do I keep going to this food spot…Universal Gourmet? Every time I go there, they have to trip over what time they stop serving food. Personally, the later I take a lunch break, the less time I have to work when I come back. They stop serving hot food @ 3:00. So I try to head towards them between 2:45- 2:55. Now, they’ll let me stand in line and not take my order for five minutes or so, and then ask me what I want like it changes…”chicken cheese steak w/ ketchup and lettuce.” “Sorry…grill closed, only cold food.” “But it’s not three yet”. “Yes, it three…look at clock”. “What clock are you looking at?” “Over there…see?” “It’s not three yet…it’s 2:55”. “No, it’s after three…look.” “No what? Forget it”
I feel like, “Dude, you know my face…you’re going to trip over two or three minutes?”