Love the Static Shock cartoon! Although we've seen the high school boy genius turned super hero act with Peter Parker AKA Spiderman, it's good we have a black boy genius turned super hero. Not to mention, has a supportive and intelligent family unit. This weekend, Static had Batman on the show, it was pretty cool. Don't think Batman would have so easily divulged his identity, tho'. Oh, my transmission will cost $1,880.09 to fix. Ouch!! There go my life savings...seriously! Sidebar: Shania Twain has a nice little frame.
Random Vent #69: Why the hell are people trippin' off of phat asses now. Hate to burst peoples bubble, but J. Lo isn't the first with a fatty, so why is she the first to make it acceptable for mainstream european culture? Sisters have had ass for forever, but it has always been looked down upon, except by us brothers and a few others who know the time:o) Ummm, pick out any girl in a Hype Williams video (God is good!), Pam Grier had ass, Thelma from Good Times had ass, Serena Williams got two "J. Lo" booties, and they were hatin' on Serena in that picture mind you, ya'll know the one...damn I love that picture. Here's a hint, it's the first picture located below...

Now everybody is getting butt implants, and they have "butt pillows" now?! Wow, that is truly wack, man. This reminds me of when they (Entertainment Tonight) tried to credit Marky Mark for the sagging pants trend, or worse, when Donnie Wahlberg (of New Kids on The Block fame) didn't correct some talk show host when they made the comment that NKOTB started the whole boy band thing. Whoa! Rewind, NKOTB was patterned off of New Edition, the original artifact. Instead of five black boys from Boston, they got five white boys from Boston the second time around, and marketed the hell out of them as a boy band phenomenon. Not to mention, the Jackson 5 pretty much started it all before anybody...what?! I'm done man, I rest my case.
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